I’ve had my blog since 15 and only ever find myself crawling to it when I am the most depressed…: it’s only a matter of time before what happened to many girls, happens to me. “I can assure you she’s just a friend, I have no feelings for her!”, and magically enough she’s the first you ram your cock into. luckily for me, or rather hopefully, it would be sometime after we break up. our relationship hangs by threads. I am miserable but you don’t know it. you don’t have a clue… but that’s probably cause you’re too busy talking to her the way you talk to me. but better. & then claim she’s just a friend. tbh writing this makes me feel worse rather than better, & I am convinced that the men in my life do not qualify very well to be my next. this post would’ve been tons more emotional but I’ve ran out of most emotions since I am left no choice but to no longer cry because I’m too dramatic or whatever. yet you’re the reason I’m like this (logic right).

squided:

ginnymcqueen:

stylinsonxhealy:

satanstrousers:

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.

And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.

fuck i have been underselling my services by about one million dollars per blowjob.

(via ugly)

“i hate what you made me feel cause that shit was so mf beautiful; i truly wish i could’ve saved all that love & deep emotion for someone else. i hate you, but i don’t mean it. i’m really just angry that it had to be you.”